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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

baby girl I can complicate situations you’ve never even thought of

Not to indulge in childish fantasies but what if every time I checked the news it wasn’t worse?