♀ ivy! ⚵

im kafka if kafka was a girl with a tummy ache

whisper memes will be the new Facebook memes in like 20 years or something i feel it

how many hunger games movies do they need ... surely they've fed everyone by now ,,,

WLW? more like WW cus i take no Ls 😤😤

need a mug that says "emerged from my slumber like a boss"

when a british person says they're in "sixth form" it means they're regenerating into their sixth doctor who . give them space and time (lord) to get used to their tardis

she lucy on my phoebe till i julien

if Elliot smith was in the lorax his song would be thneedle in the hay

god gave his hardest battle (tote bag falling off of shoulder) to his strongest soldiers (the lgbt community)

hotline workers should train on discord because if you haven't talked out one person out of doing bad things in your early teens, did you even use discord?