Zooe-tographs

If tumblr were a carnival I'd run a booth where people try and guess the amount of time it took for this girl to get this shot of herself.

Jace needs a binkie and a nigh-night from the looks of it.

Game of Thrones really sucks this season.

Please tell me this bikini top is sold under the name Tits Happen.

This girl looks like she's just about given up on everything and I can mostly tell that not due to her body language but because she's dressed like a woman in a yogurt commercial.

I'm working on a short story right now called Can a Bad Girl Have a Trundle Bed?

I get that "rustic" is an aesthetic that people like, and that's fine, I'm just saying that one day it'd be nice not to drink a mimosa made from Andre.

Shout out to HAILEY & GRACE!

I have a new designation for people and I call it "Employee for Kashi".

Shitty robot is absolutely appropriate for a quick costume party idea.

Fun Tip!: When you're fake-taking a picture with a Polaroid camera that (more than likely) has no film in it--it's important to remember not to hold the camera directly in front of where the picture would come out if it actually had film.

I went to high school with this super Christian girl who actually carved shit in her flesh during classes with a protractor, and she obviously meant it way more than this girl.

"Okay girls, stand by a backdrop that best describes you..."

Wow...they're really taking a different route on the remake of Alex Haley's Roots.

Does the rest of that guy's shirt say 's brother?