your { l a s t } resort

"This choice was thematically appropriate but it makes me sad," a memoir

I know this character had to die but what if they didn't: the squeakwel

"Twitter is better than Tumblr-" Oh?? Does Twitter celerate the ides of March??? does it have a Twitter Snek game on April fools day??? Did it get married to Ao3??? Are the people there fun and whimsical???? I think NOT.

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

(By the excellent @motleyfam )

[image 1: AO3 chapter note that reads, "So as we all know from math class, '5/5' is just a fancy way of saying '1', meaning this story is most definitely still a oneshot 😌". image 2: AO3 chapter note that reads, "The funny thing about fractions is that, mathematically speaking, there is no difference between 5/5 and 6/6 (except for my sanity)".]

@thefoundationproject

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

furthermore they have no clue you even exist