Zolfagary

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

middle aged men do this too

i am seeing activity from blogs that have not posted in years, its like watching permafrost melt. observing you all in my petri dish

it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.

THEY HAVEN’T UPDATED THEIR WEBSITE IN TEN YEARS????

my mistake, literally every single page you click on has a different copyright date. so far I’ve seen 2001, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, and most recently 2012. amazing. well done chessex.

BUT LANA HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO ORDER DICE?????

you….you have to email them your order form. oh, gods. you…have to type your credit card information. into an email. so they can charge you seven dollars in shipping or 7% of the total order cost if it’s over $100. fuck. if you have questions about the cost of air shipping, you can fax them anytime. jesus christ. oh gods. fuck. fuck me up. chessex. the coolest dice on the planet.  ™

this is another reason why I let my friendly local store make my chessex orders for me

oh my god

Nothing about any of what I just read makes any actual sense

Meanwhile in Plymouth, MN, a white kid this past week brought a gun to his high school, shot it into the air in the hallways, and OF COURSE is taken in without being hurt or shot.

So what is the penalty for swatting someone where the victim is shot by police? Ms. Perkins belongs in jail for swatting.

This is literally a fucking lynching. This white woman had a 17 year old boy lynched for dating her daughter.

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

I cannot stop watching this

This is a joke I guess? But also exactly what it’s like to have crippling anxiety cool thanks

This is a joke I guess

do people who aren’t from scotland not realize that Limmy’s comedy very specifically taps into that experience of mental health and alienation, especially in Scottish culture? it’s practically dripping from every episode.

i relate to this a lot.

Limmy is on Twitch now, doing his brand of Limminess. He’s doing alright. watched him explain 90s/2000s boybands yesterday, as you do. Occasionally he’ll play vidja too.

He’s also a big lefty and did a promotional bit for a friend of a friend when they were running for office on the ticket of a small Marxist party during local elections in Northern Ireland. Solid guy all around.

I didn’t exist in your life until you read this sentence

Not true showerthoughts I see your shit ass posts every day

yall are pussies watch me stand next to this 5G tower nothing will happen

any comparison between early 00s online youth culture and late 10s online youth culture is fundamentally incompatible as soon as you move beyond the similarities of “lol teens being cringey” or whatever because we are in a completely different media landscape these days. making heavily-edited cosplay tiktoks is nothing like curating a deviantart gallery full of anime blingees because the former is always, implicitly or explicitly, an attempt to cash in on internet fame while the latter was simply rooted in the deep twisted psyche of someone feasting on the dark side’s cookies

Back in my day we did weird shit on the Internet because we were genuinely fucked up, not for clout

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