Heβs lame, heβs cringe, heβs stupid, heβs obsessed with justice, he thinks heβs a superhero, he has a dumb fucking superhero name, his cape is shaped like the moon, heβs bald, heβs a bouncer, heβs 7β5, heβs fucking busted as hell, his sidekick is cooler than him, heβs probably old as balls, he wears a fedora, his name is dumb, his superhero name is dumber. Heβs washed, chopped, and cooked, and he will NEVER serve, NOR will he eat. Brian Murphy youβve done it again
I knew he was peak Murph at "YOU DONβT TALK TO BETH THAT WAY"

















