doing my best

can you just let him live his life

love a girl who talks too much where is your podcast queen

cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

die girlies reading this 🥰

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

when gamers say "gg" at the end of a match it means good girl

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet