omfg i just ordered a copy of infinity on high WITH THE TAROT CARDS for $12 from someone on fb marketplace 😱😱😱

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

if my surname was moog or theremin i'd invent a fuckass instrument too

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

If i had a daughter i would name her indietronica

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

catching a glimpse of your computer screen when the sunlight hits it: oh ok, i must be a spittle machine. I must be slobbering globs of spit everywhere in a 90 degree arc at all times. and rubbing my greasy paws on the screen without knowing it. i must be some sort of disgusting beast.

how is there so much DUST

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich