Stories and Ramblings

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

Real, if I'm staring at a doc for more then five minutes it's clearly not flowing so I'll go somewhere else until it is. If I really want to write something and nothing good is coming to me I go to my dump story that I just don't care about quality wise.

too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

Buddy only like three of those dogs are tops.

"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.

what should I listen to

women

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

That’s a tarot card

That’s a tarot card

A drunk bee falls into the murder basement while having too much fun in the Fuck Penthouse