人生海海

“I wish I was always right.” “OK you have two wishes left.” “No, I have three.” There is a moment of acknowledgment between you and the genie. “Alright. I can play that game.” thinks the genie before internally activating monkeys paw mode. “What’s your next wish?”

official linguistics post

i'm sorry mr beast and his what now

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

official orthographic comedy post

any phannie worth their salt will tell you that its not the fact that they're in a relationship that is shocking its the fact that they announced it

ppl who dont/havent watched dnp keep saying things like "i thought we already knew" which is funny because none of the phannies, who did actually know, are saying that, because its explicitly rude and also completely besides the point

"i thought we already knew" i could fill libraries with what you don't know

Dan and Phil first youbers in history to ever make and publish an official FORGIVING video instead of an APOLOGY one. Pioneers at everything. Setting trends from 2009. You gotta love them.

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red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.