Written With Words

mutual just posted "ok i'm normal now". objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)

my fatal flaw is that i'm pretentious and a bit of a bitch about it. my fatal flaw is cooler than your fatal flaw btw. like not to make it a whole Thing but i feel like mine's just a lot more interesting and deep. its just my opinion tho

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.