Zetha

i HAVE [remembers that suicide jokes are bad] no choice but to revolutionize the world

Miorine: *Staring longingly at a tomato* Guel: Guel: What... are you doing? Miorine: I miss my fucking wife, Guel.

girlfriend keeps a kyubey plushie just to beat up when she's angry so sometimes i'm running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better and "do you want to hurt kyubey" is often one of them

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

I've found exactly zero Swedish sources for this. Sorry, I don’t think this is real.

Agreed, I finally found time to look this up today and I can't find anything reputable either. A real shame

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

My pareidolia is so strong I immediately saw a tall figure in a blue and white robe or gown BEFORE I scrolled to see that OP also had and drew it. Or are we not outliers and everybody else sees it.

At first glance I thought it was a sculpture. At second glance I thought it was a sculpture in a really weird place. I scrolled down and wondered why someone had drawn the sculpture of a figure as a figure, then I scrolled back up and realized 'debris'.

Our Lady Of Final Destinations

nice tits

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

I love when I see videos on other sites and they find they’re way to me naturally

genuinely unable to tell what you’re standing on have a horrible day

[distantly] THAT DOG

This is hands down my favorite video on the internet and I am so happy it showed back up on my dash!