dirt lovers anonymous

More places need to start hosting "goth nights" to boost turnout. Goth night at the bowling alley, goth night at the mini golf, goth night on the local public radio station, goth night at the antiques store, the library, oil change, laundromat, tea shop, etc etc. I am correct.

Beautiful baby girl named Kitchenette

yeah i would consider myself to be normal and fine (<ignoring the curse)

anyone wanna get divorced

Fuck it we cube

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts

parents were invented by the government to sell more therapy

you’re in a State of depression

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

i heard they’re putting Yaoi into the water now

sorry I forgot i'm alive Can you please repeat the question.

I’m just a little flying insect please please PLEASE let me kill myself in your beverage