r a d

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

Carbonated hot dog water

op do you take criticism on your posts

Go ahead and kill me already

Me, absolutely toasted, at 12:46 a.m. EST

@snakesaredelicious you

Yes me

i wish i lived in the sims, i could just be like “ooh, shooba wormie!” and eat a sandwich

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

reblog for noises

Op im proud to annouce that im legally allowed to kill you now

im eatinge a voliot

a violt

a vïolotte

This is a pansy

vioblet

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

how dare you he knows exactly what he’s doing just look at him what is wrong with you

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg”