youre covered in blood?? like some kind of slut??

the lack of dykes n more specifically butch dykes in post apocalyptic media is bizarre bc every single lesbian i know is the most prepared person in any room n not even for survivalist reasons we do that shit for fun

everyone please welcome into the world my beautiful daughter, bathroom spider

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

uh, source?

It's 2009 and you're an advertiser who just got assigned this sweet job for a holiday commercial. You know, family stuff was always hard for you to write as a only child, but you really think you nailed the dynamic here. Now to submit the final cut to Folger's and

haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright

when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place