sensible pervert

fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

out of the last 3 times ive had sex 2 of them were to some degree traumatising i am becoming celibate man

"i think you should just stop drinking that much" SHUT UPPPP

this is FUCKED. hit “reblog” if you agree that this perfidious pooch should be destroyed 👇

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

Any time I hear a song that's faster than 33 bpm, it really bothers me because why so fast? It's like they don't even wanna linger on the beats. They just wanna move onto the next musical note and be done already. And this is very similar to fast fashion, if you think about it.

You guys remember when Youtubers made 10-minute long vlogs full of nothing happening because 10 minutes is the length required to be able to monetize a video and shove a bunch of ad breaks in it? Yeah, well YouTube's not around anymore. Tiktok's the only video platform on the internet allegedly. And the creators there aren't incentivized to make their videos ten minutes long no matter even if they have nothing to say for that length of time. And this is bad because long media good and short media bad.

I remember when Over the Garden Wall came out and it was only 10 episodes long, and I said, "Only ten episodes? They didn't wanna linger on this story?" In fact, anytime someone I follow posts a 5 to 15 second long animation and they say, "hey guys, I worked really hard on this, it took several weeks to finish it, I hope y'all like it," I always leave a comment saying, "Um why is this so short though? Seems very rushed. It's like you've lost the art of lingering."

I love this post because every time I go to Wendy's and they hand me my order, I think about how rushed it was and how the linecooks didn't even care to linger on the burger they were making me. But I do have to wonder why the post is so short. The OP could've listed more things that are fast, she could've written a whole book about this, but she didn't. She didn't wanna linger on it for too long.

my friends are literal imbeciles. "its my first time being an adult" AND I AM WHAT???? A REINCARNATED SIXTY YEAR OLD??? HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID NOT KNOWING BASIC THINGS OR EVEN LOOKING THEM UP ON THE WEB. HOWWWWW

i cannot deal with people who are this incompetent at simply existing it drives me mad

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right