gracie abrams
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
blake kathryn
Mike Driver
Kiana Khansmith
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will byers stan first human second
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
bliss lane
Claire Keane
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
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@zerolingual
My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that "I'm young, I'm fantastic, and I'm never gonna die". This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I'll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way
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i cant sleep, thinking about my crush like im a highschool girl kicking my feet in the air and squealing
shes so pretty i feel like i could die
i just told her i liked her and im waiting for her to finish typing her response im so nervous
FIRST GIRL TO NOT REJECT ME LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!
well this is awkward
new glitch found:
gluttony + 5v5 knockout; basically the same as a level up from an ally getting koed
mouthwashing
like this post to duplicate a pigeon.
rb to double it and pass it to someone else.
do nothing to be attacked by the pigeons.
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this is actually a common core math problem
2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST
#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about
ppl with bug icons…. i automatically trust you
heehee thats me !!!
whats your credit card number
burning text gif maker
heart locket gif maker
minecraft advancement maker
minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags
windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)
FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)
image to 3d effect gif
vaporwave image generator
microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
you're welcome
burning text gif maker
heart locket gif maker
minecraft advancement maker
minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags
windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)
FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)
image to 3d effect gif
vaporwave image generator
microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
you're welcome
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Deadass
The social cheat I’ve learned for this is to say:
“I have to check my calendar, why, what’s Friday?”
This says “Maybe” without saying “Maybe”, and giving you the option to make up a Doctor’s Appointment You Forgot About (or reschedule one you didn’t!) depending on what they say.
It’s an amazingly powerful sentence for my Autistic and ADHD ass - it gives me the ability to judge my social spoons, as well as communicating that “hey, I might have forgotten something, it’s not you it’s me” in a very non-offensive way.
“I have to check my calendar, why?”
THANK YOU FOR THIS
PRO TIP: do not IMMEDIATELY respond in the negative or affirmative once they answer. Maintain the ruse. Give yourself to the count of, like, 30, before saying yes or no.
fuck i love you
Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.
Aliko is not taking it well
fucking love this story
#go osvaldo go
"Brazil from an altitude of 4 feet" fucking sent me
You know for a fact that guy laughed his ass off for decades at this expert prank
A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
that scene when you first meet him
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kylar and robin from DoL my beloveds
i would marry them tbh
if any of you know who these are, i am so sorry
hyperspecific poll time!
has a full driving license but no car
just woke up from a nap
wears glasses
prefers analogue clocks to digital ones
prefers men's clothing but likes loose long dresses
has deviated from natural hair colour
isnt picky about food unless its VEGETABLES
prefers to talk in reblog text rather than tags
cat enthusiast
multiple of above (put in tags or reblogs!)
all of above
none of above
