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GNARP GNARP AND CO TAKE NAP AND HAVE SWEET DREAMS AND GOOD TIMES.

Salem is a man who dresses scantily clad sometimes because like, he's allowed to do it and he looks awesome doing it and he's peak boy.

I t hknk men can wear a little thong as a treat

I hate when people make the mercs trans, like- it's the 60-70's and Transsexuality wasn't even known at that time. I have no problem with Trans ppl but still-

Thay r adding new tqarot card the faggot

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

if an animal kills me, that was on ME. it caught ME slackin. let it eat me

forceneeting affirmations. you secretly wish you were unemployed dont you. call in sick from work and smoke weed with me in the mall parking lot before we go browse gamestop for an hour without buying anything. theres a creek in the woods nearby lets just go sit and throw rocks in the water until the sun sets. we can shoplift some unsalted peanuts for the ducks on the way there. its only 2 pm so it wont be that busy. dont you just want to do this every day forever

Sorry I didn’t reply to your messages I was busy being that one homie that’s not gonna make it

dnd in person rules i sit around a table and eat snacks while pretending to be an elf