look for me under your boot-soles

idk which transgender bitch needs to hear this but u are better than everyone else

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

Blowing a kiss and by kiss I mean a poison arrow and by blowing I mean raining from the sky by the thousands

drink more tea. no, like, a LOT of tea. drink it for the caffeine. If anyone in your life gets on your case about how much caffeine you’re intaking, start talking about antioxidants. they will have no response to that because nobody knows fucking anything about antioxidants. including you.

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

call my penis the severed and bloating head the way you shouldnt touch it