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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead

Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

guys, it is free Palestine until Palestine is free. It isn’t only ceasefire now, it is also end apartheid, occupation state now. It is free Palestine, completely, until Palestine is truly free.

The us government thinks imma pay these loans back...girl, ask ya friend Israel and Ukraine for your money back! The fuck!

IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS HAS BECOME DIVINE

I SAW AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A CAR THAT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER CAR AND THEY COMPARED IT TO A UNUSUAL UGLY LITTLE VEHICLE AND ITS STRANGENESS WAS FAR MORE CAPTIVATING THAN THE SLEEK BORING CAR THE AD WAS ACTUALLY FOR

BEAUTY IS FINITE, UGLINESS IS INFINITE LIKE GOD

they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist

Ariana grande being a serial homewrecker is so funny to me, like go girl! Don't let your boyfriend and that man's wife stop you from finding true love!