Honestly just procrastination at this point

fingers on my temples, in deep concentration, brain bulging: if i was a supermarket, where would i put the eggs?

so far what this post has taught me is that there is one nationality who seems to be unaware of the fact that many different countries exist in the world with their own different forms of supermarkets... "um just look at the fridge in the back" - what?

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

having a pet kinda awesome wdym i got a little scoundrel running around named after the guy in dracula who eats bugs

my scoundrel eats bugs too. nominative determinism

Man, remember when Free The Nipple was a thing and there was an actual substantial amount of feminists who believed even public nudity wasn't inherently sexual and now if you date a short person hundreds of anonymous idiots online will call you a pedophile.

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.