Jasira: why do you guys never carry a gun?
Rain: can't use it that well
Gohin: it makes too much noise
Jasira: but if you were to carry a gun around, what would you choose?
Gohin: *drinks and looks away because he knows why he chose a revolver*
Gohin: it's better if he never carries one
(for context, it's russian roulette)
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Idris: *chews some painkillers like its candy*
Jasira:....do you have to chew them?
Idris: *deadpan* try getting shot near an organ, i need these to be smooth out...so it's ingest easier
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Jinma: The stars are so beautiful
Rain: They're just giant balls of gas
Jinma: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Rain: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you
(Rain would say the most romantic and stupidest thing imaginable in 1 sentence)
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Felix: Jasira, I don't like you.
Jasira: What did you say?
Jasira: *internally* and it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck he just said
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Miguel: *angrily presses Rain against a wall* where the fuck did you hid my bonnet?!
Rain: ...are we about to kiss?
Miguel: *dumbfounded*...i hate you
Rain: love you too also i didn't hid it, it was in the laundry
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Gohin: Rain, about that message you sent me-
Rain: yeah, what about it?
Gohin: the fourth sentence-
Rain: yeah, that’s where I got out of track and I-
Gohin: it’s “you’re” not “your”
Rain:...what are you? A grammar police
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Gohin: Rain, you do remember when we agreed that we were better off as friends?
Rain: *half naked in Gohin's bed* no, I absolutely don't
Gohin: *already taking off his clothes* fuck...me neither
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Agata: listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns
Hino: that's because she's a prostitute
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Dope: someone’s trying to break in, grab a weapon
Agata: *loads shotgun* I got this
Jasira: last week you fell down the stairs, what do you mean you got this?
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Fadeyka: Rain, my old friend!
Rain: I think you tried to kill me at some point
Fadeyka: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you
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Sabu: I would let you ruin my life
Rain: Sorry, I’m busy ruining my own. You’ll have to wait
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Jasira: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?
Felix: Whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.
Jasira: Yeah, that's the point shithead!
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Hino: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Hino: ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T
Dope: that's cute, but you're still missing one
Hino: You'll get the D later ;)
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Miguel: wanna take a shower with me?
Rain: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy
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Jinma: There. How do I look?
Sabu: Like a cheap French harlot.
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Rain: Well Jasira, I have to say, I'm really disappointed
Jasira: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it
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Idris: Did it hurt when you fell-
Nico: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Idris: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs
Idris: You just laid there for 15 minutes
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Idris: Is something burning?
Nico: *leaning seductively on the chair* it's probably because of how HOT i am
Idris: NICO!!! THE POT IS ON FIRE!!!!
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Gohin: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Rain: Yeah, well you’re stuck with me and no take backs, sweetheart
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A random young subordinate: this bloodline ends with me
Fadeyka: that's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay"
Rain: you'll be surprised on how creative the younger generations are