frat boy deathtrap creator

Got a problem with me? Kiss me on the lips dude

it took me. so much longer than it should have to realize they meant, like, his decendents and not people who were kinning with confederate general stonewall jackson and had somehow in the 21st century come to terms with the faults of the confederacy. way, way too long.

im so glad guillermo del toro has realized that we all wanna fuck a monster and is indulging us accordingly

Just so everyone knows Mike Pence’s website has been hacked and its wonderful 

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

my body is a holy ground

Your name will be spoken in hushed voices among the library shelves, reverently whispered to the night sky and the morning sunrise, screamed out in righteous fury or elation, repeated time and time again by every worthy soul that wanders the cosmos for as long as time prevails. You are feared, adored, and eternal. Nothing can stop you now and they know it.