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having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain

I know that if It Follows had happened to gay people we would be putting a walking man emoji in our Grindr names to announce it like 🚶and the other gays would be messaging us like "girl you got It Following you? let me take it off your hands ive got you" and passing it around and shit all day and thered be some kind of leader board for the sluts who got It Followed the most times and everything would be basically fine

greater midwestern polycule using a chore wheel to figure out who's turn it is to be It Followed this week

If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore

i would choose olive garden endless breadsticks

Oh I love breadsticks changing my answer

Don't forget to take everything personally isolate cut everyone off and kill yourself

i have two fujoshis advising me at all times

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

bandaids on ur fingers can be a kind of lingerie. if youre enlightened.