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@zeleren
So Ral and Tomik is great and all, but it existing means that at some point Tomik looked at the Mad Scientist Gay Disaster that is Ral Zarek and went “yes this is what I want.” And idk what that says about him but it says a lot.
Whatever is says about Tomik is also said about all of us.
Ral might be a Disaster Gay Scientist but he’s our Disaster Gay Scientist.
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Lightning & Rain, A Zeleren Playlist
Aimed for a sort of story with track order for this one; from casual interest, to slowly realizing “hey, I actually care about this person” ‘cause that is my jam.
smooch…………………………..
drew zeleren cuddle for inktober , need more of that zeleren content
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Alright, Wizards. You clearly saw my comment about the Chad Zarek art being the worst planeswalker art ever and said, “Hold my beer.” Congrats, Kieran Yanner, this is the worst planeswalker art I have ever seen in my entire life.
I am, however, going to buy it and have it altered so I can play Ral’s Dispersal, which has badass art.
I find it mildly amusing that, now that it’s autumn on Ravnica, Ral decided to just wear a black t-shirt instead of a black long-sleeved shirt that he sexily rolls up.
A small, worried Ral. What is he worried about? PLB machine 🅱roke
Guilds of Ravnica Flavor Spotlight: Ral, Caller of Storms
Today we have a really fun flavor spotlight on a VERY important character on Ravnica and in the Multiverse in general: the Planeswalker Ral Zarek. Today we’ll specifically look at his representation in the card featured in his PW deck, Ral, Caller of Storms. Let’s take a better look at the art by Kieran Yanner:
Aside from the Ryan Gosling-like memes this art has produced online, Ral’s depiction here perfectly captures his personality: electricly charming with a huge flare of arrogance. Originally introduced as a Planeswalker character with no backstory in Duels of the Planeswalkers, Ral became a very important figure in the Return to Ravnica saga and the race of the Implicit Maze. Ral is a Planeswalker, however we have never actually seen him on any other plane other than Ravnica. He loves his home plane and is solely devoted to it, as well his guild, the Izzet, in which he is a high-ranking member. He has gained the favor of the Izzet guild leader Niv-Mizzet and regularly carries out tasks for him. However, it seems as though Ral has taken over leadership of the Izzet guild with Niv’s absence, under the direction of Nicol Bolas. But all of that is a story for another time and another card. Today I want to focus on this card which really demonstrates Ral’s power suite. He is called the Caller of Storms because Ral has a unique magical ability: he’s able to conjure up and control storms and weather, specifically lightning. (Yes, he’s basically the Storm of MTG). As any good blue mage, Ral is incredibly intelligent and this is often represented with draw card abilities as is his +1. His -2 represents his ability to not only control lightning but his accuracy in being able to send bolts to hit different targets at one time. His -7 just reinforces his intellect in being able to dig deep into his spell library and also shows that with enough mana at his disposal, Ral can do serious damage to a lot of people. While dangerous, Ral is also smart and crafty, and is willing up play both sides to get what he wants. It’s unclear what his ultimate motives are and why he would ally with Bolas (outside of promised power), but one thing is for sure: Ral is a powerful storm mage with a selfish agenda…one that may unbeknownst to him lead to the destruction of the very plane and guild he loves most. We’ll have to wait and see.
My zappy boy.
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I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts.
May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.
I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.
@odric-master-swagtician
Hey. So they printed this. And I have a few things to say because I keep reading it and expecting its draw back to be a draw back but it never really is.
So way back in… I wanna say Visions. In Visions, Nekrataal was printed
And it was kind of nuts. A creature with terror attached to it. Its incredible. It costs a little more than your standard kill spell, and has a draw back, but its a two for one on a single card. It sways board states in your favour by two creatures. It was such a card that it became the namesake for cards that killed a thing on ETB.
But Ravenous Chupacabra is, in my opinion, even better. And by a huge mile. The simple fact that what it can target isn’t held back by limitations in a meaningful way means that there will never be a circumstance where it doesn’t kill something. And what limit it does have prevents you from being force to hit your own stuff if it comes into play on an empty board. Sure, this might suck if you have Abyssal Persecutor in play. But no Nekrataal printed to date could hit that.
You may lose out on first strike, but I’d say that Ravenous Cupacabra is a strict upgrade.
Standard might not care, but this is 100% a consistent pack 1 pick 1 imo
Standard will care. If there are no bannings, 4C energy plays this. If energy is banned, this will likely be a centerpiece of another deck. This is a crazy good card and Patrick Sullivan went on a little rant about it.
Patrick Sullivan’s rant was incredibly eye opening about how standard as a whole fuctions to me, and I suggest everyone watch it: https://youtu.be/356ilzFF8BE
Thanks for the link. This is the rant in question
Please watch the video y'all, it’s a great overview of why standard is in a pretty bad place right now by one of the most qualified and knowledgeable people on the topic
Seal of Fire, art by Christopher Moeller
Ground Seal, art by Charles Urbach
Seal of the Guildpact, art by Franz Vohwinkel
Ral Zarek’s Backstory
Growing up on a remote Kaladeshi estate as a noble child, he began to display his powers as a storm wielder at a young age. As a baby, his laughter brought a beautiful drizzle with rainbows bouncing between the clouds… his screams brought small spikes of lightning and gurgles of thunder. No one in the palace had ever seen or heard of anyone so powerful with weather and especially lightning at such a young age, and they began every attempt to control and increase his powers by training him rigorously.
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