i’m so used to caring for Human Infants that whenever I have to hold Little Bird I start bouncing her a lil and I have to stop like “mallaidh anne this is Dog not Baby it will Barf”

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

just had the strangest encounter at the cvs photo counter…. i was like “hi i had some photos printed through your website” and the employee just said “so?”

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

X

you won’t figure shit out from my posts. i could post “i love him so much” and i’m talking about a chicken wing. stay woke.

one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended