back at it again with the 2014 vibes

im not strong enough to see people thirsting over the clown from it again i’m not

psychology, otherwise known as mind craft,

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

A bat, but in the place of wings are humanoid hands. It scuttles like a crab.

good morning my fellow bastards of monday

So I’m sitting there, the weight of stress and anxiety on my titties

They have nine beverages between the two of them

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

HAHAHAHAHAH

master has called dobby a slur

a pokemon but its cry is the roblox death sound

You ever get salty over something you know u have no right to be salty about and therefore u can’t talk about it without looking like a whiny bitch, so u just sit there marinating in ur own salt like some kind of human pickle