Newly Branded Homestuck Fan

One of your so-called “vers kings”

that comment sent me

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

Minecraft animals are peak aestheticism. Nothing has ever filled me with such simple yet total delight

Effervescent means full of bubbles wtf does this mean

Y'all vape :/ why you do that shit to your body…the chemical. Smoke cigarette it’s a plant

I literally just said this yesterday

you guys heard of cbd

Cock and ball dorture?

Not to be over the top but it would be fantastic if he could just nut in me. And I don’t mean like a single ejaculation. I want him to empty his balls into every orifice on my body. I want to be so completely full of his semen that I cease to be a human being and am instead just a receptacle for the sperm he carries around in his marvelous balls

Yo what the fuck is this 😂

she fucking killed them

With a sock filled with frozen butter

It looks amazing! Thank you so much!!

i want her to touch my soul

Pretty accurate! It says I was the valedictorian which is like almost true because I studied a lot and got straight A’s lol but I don’t know my class rank because my school didn’t do that

I hate this how did you know I was a theatre kid I hate everything

This is fucking me up right now

POWER MOVE

I was sitting on the toilet and I really had to pee. So I did, but it felt wrong and I woke up. Turns out, I was peeing in real life, too. Oops.

I’m a member of the midnight crew,

I’m a night owl and a wise bird, too~

Home with the milk in the morning~

Singing the same old song

Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun

Early to bed, and you’ll miss all the fun!

bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you.

Make her a member of the Midnight Crew.

The fun it doesn’t stop ‘til twelve on happy old Broadway

So what’s the use of going home, until the break of day?

Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath

I once came home at 2 am and scared my wife to death.

im a member of the midnight crew!

I’m a night owl and a wise bird too~

Home with the milk in the morning~

singing the same old song!

rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun!

Early to bed, and you’ll miss all the fun!~

Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you

Make her a member of the midnight crew.

I never shall forget the night I made 6 robbers run

Although I didn’t have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun

I proved myself a hero of a very high degree!~

I ran for home, and six of them were running after me~…

I’m a member of the Midnight Crew!~

I’m a night owl and a wise bird too~

home with the milk in the moooorning

Singing the same old song!