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rules: once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. at the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. you have to tag the person who tagged you.

what was your: 1.last beverage? water 2. last phone call? my mom 3. last text message? my friend Henri 4. last song you listened to? Crazy Little Thing Called Love lol 5. last time you cried? maybe like 5 days ago  

have you ever: 6. dated someone twice? never dated anyone lol 7. been cheated on? wtf 8. kissed someone & regretted it? all these questions suck 9. lost someone special? si 10. been depressed? idk probably 11. been drunk and threw up? no

list three favorite colors: blue, purple, and pink

in the last year, have you:  15. made a new friend? hell yea 16. fallen out of love? k shut up 17. laughed until you cried? fuck ya 18. met someone who changed you? not really, i stay bein me bc im awesome 19. found out who your true friends are? found out who my shitty friends are yes 20. found out someone was talking about you? HAHAHHA FUCJK YES 21. kissed anyone on your fb friend’s list? 17 and never been kissed :*

general: 22. how many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life? idk probably close to 100-150 24. do you have any pets? mi perro. se llama wilma. 25. do you want to change your name? no haley is a wonderful name even though people misspell it all the fucking time. 26. what did you do for your last birthday? my birthday was two days ago!! :)))) and i went out to eat in downtown st paul and went to this kickass cafe called cafe latte and ate really rich and delicious cake and then i came home and watched Silence of the Lambs. Twas a good day. 27. what time did you wake up today? 6:50 am 28. what were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping :) 29. name something you cannot wait for? 5SOS CONCERT 30. last time you saw your mother? 5 minutes ago 31. what is one thing you wish you could change about your life? i want to lose weight 32. what are you listening to right now? music- some playlist my mother made idk 33. have you ever talked to a person named tom? most likely 34. what’s getting on your nerves right now? people 35. most visited webpage? facebook or instagram or twitter 36. blood type? Q+ 37. nickname? Hales or Jelly Bean lol 38. relationship status? single af 39. zodiac sign? libra  40. pronouns? ass ass ass 41. elementary? BHE 42. high school? Junior at CHS :) 43. college? u of m 44. hair color? brown with really grown out ugly highlights ha  45. long or short? medium, boob length  46. height? 5'6"  47. do you have a crush on someone? CHRIS YAAASSSS 48. what do you like about yourself? im fergalicious as fuck 50. tattoos? nah 51. righty or lefty? righty tighty 52. first surgery? i dont injure myself often. but oral surgery to get gum removed off a tooth. 53. first piercing? orejas 54. first best friend? Charlotte hahaha in kindergarten. have seen that chick in over ten years. 55. first sport you joined? T-ball cuuuute 56. first vacation? Arizona 58. first pair of trainers? training bra?

right now: 59. eating? nothing surprisingly. 60. drinking? i aint thirsty 61. i’m about to? make a lunch for tomorrow lol bc its wednesday aka friday fUCK YEA MEA WEEKEND  FOUR DAY FUCK YOU ALL lol 62. listening to? didnt i already answer this whore 63. waiting for? my friend to text me back 64. want kids? i dont know they kind of scare me and they piss me off a lot. but maybe if my husband is hot because i dont want fucking ugly children 65. get married? sure if he's hot 66. career? architect or just anything else with math

which is better:

67. lips or eyes? eyes  68. hugs or kisses? hugs??? 69. shorter or taller? taller 70. older or younger? older 71. romantic or spontaneous? both 72. nice stomach or nice arms? stomach 73. sensitive or loud? energetic and fun but also kinda mellow and sensitive yeah 74. hook-up or relationship? relationship 75. trouble maker or hesitant? in the middle somewhere????

have you ever:  76. kissed a stranger? no  77. drank hard liquor? nah 78. lost glasses/contacts? no 79. sex on first date? NO IM A FUCKIUNG LOSER I HAVE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND OR ANYTHING CLOSE TO ONE JESUS H CHRIST 80. broke someone’s heart? hopefully 81. had your own heart broken? nope 82. been arrested? yes, three times. what do you fucking think? 83. turned someone down? nooo 84. cried when someone died? my grandpa yes 85. fallen for a friend? no, ive never actually fallen in love but ive liked a friend before

do you believe in:  86. yourself? i guess so yeah 87. miracles? kinda 88. love at first sight? i aint about that romeo and juliette bs

89. heaven? der

90. santa claus? maybe 91. kiss on the first date? sure 92. angels? depends