stinky

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

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ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

how would they make the text go out the dollar bill?-

Okay wise guy

Alright

Get that wise guy back here. Now

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

The twelfth doctor posted this

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know