Zana | 27 | Libra | Emotional

a man in a gray beard writing “x3″

this is the kind of man in a grey beard we all want

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

@catboybiologist

This is one of my favorite videos of all time and I will always reblog it when I see it

Those are the painters, cursed by God for their incompetence

STOP BUYING SHIRTS STOP BUYING SHIRTS YOU NEED PANTS YOU NEED PANTS YOU NEED MORE THAN 1 PAIR OF PANTS YOU COULD BUY PANTS YOU NEED SOME PANTS

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard

The grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping.

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time

If cats don't want to be bothered by humans they shouldn't be so botherable in both size and shape

"what do they mean by disintegrate?" "oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"

hey uh why is this a video of daffy duck now

Shouldn't you know?

i cannot stress enough how much i do not know why this video got changed because i am not the one who changed it