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I've been hunting for this video for who knows how long, and it's been completely scrubbed from the internet. This was the only reference I could even find of it and the only reason I'm sure this is what I was looking for is because of the seizure warning.

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

Open once again! Now with 10 slots.

Yeah, I feel this is the only proper response.

I want a sci fi fantasy epic involving a motley crew of space wanderers who include, among other characters, a pair of identical clones who absolutely despise each other

I want the clones to hate each other due to the fact that each of their cloning tanks was a different brand, and thanks to subtle brainwashing from each brand they despise the other for their love of their own brand. Each one carries around advertisements and merch from their respective cloning tank corporation.

Hotel Transylvania

I'm sobbing oh my god

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

Between 80 to 150 years from now there are going to be entire college courses focused around things like this. Depending on advertisement/sociology major there are already probably classes studying.

One of these days I'm going to buy this t-shirt and turn it into a battle flag for my Spartan cosplay.

WAIT. do pokemon eat other pokemon

In the original manga, when Clefairy was the mascot Pokemon, Pokemon were cutting each other up and eating them all the time in the uncensored version. Heck people ate pokémon all the time in the manga as well. Magikarp and Toros were the two I could remember off the top of my head.

KING SHIT FR

as a kid i pretended helicopter seeds were fairy wings, shed when the fairy left its larval stage and entered the pupae stage. later, as we studied butterfly life stages in school, i realized that no, the wings must have come from adult fairies; i was effectively stringing together charm bracelets out of their exoskeletons

Helicopter?