zack

"omg i wanna become friends with this mutual they seem so cool" *makes no moves to interact with said mutual beyond liking posts*

if i could have any superpower it would be to have my teeth be brushed without having to move or even think about it. just every morning and night like clockwork, it’s already done for me.

If neurotypicals are so good at picking up hints, why do they never seem to notice you leaning away when they try to touch you?

If neurotypicals are so empathic and social, why do they not notice when they are mean as fuck?

If neurotypicals are so adaptable to change, why won’t they make accommodations for neurodivergent people?

Sorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though.

Welcome to autism subway can i get you the same thing you've ordered here since you were 8

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life