the kind of human wreckage that you love

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

i am not afraid to keep on living. etc

me after one bagel sandwich

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

I do usually love when men have long hair, but it makes me insane the degree that men with longer hair are permitted by society to look disheveled and busted. I think that this is the tradeoff for the sake of their masculinity; they’re willing to adopt a physical trait that is usually reserved for women/is seen as feminine, but ONLY if they look like they do NOT take proper care of it. I guess taking care of your hair is gay. Alt dudes constantly walking around looking like they’ve never heard of conditioner or a flatiron lest they look like jonathan van ness. The part that’s so infuriating is that women would neverrrrrr be allowed to get away with looking one tenth as ratty and dry as so many men with long hair do…. If a woman went in public like that she would be labeled a crazy cat lady and shunned from society