give me convenience or give me death

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

I love having novel experiences. Like last weekend my partner took me to a chamber music concert and the usher insisted on seating us really close to the front. Unfortunately I have a sleep disorder and have always struggled to stay awake in low-stimulation environments like big lectures and calming music performances. I was doing fine for the parts of the program that included a vocalist or instruments in conversation with each other, but then the pianist played a 22-minute set of solo pieces and I knew I was fucked if I didn’t engage my brain while she played…so anyway I’d like to think I’m the only person in human history now who has sat in the American Philosophical Society thinking really intensely about Trevor Zegras getting railed during a performance of Schumann’s Waldszenen, Op. 82.

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

its also a healthy dosage of classism and ableism and a hatred of homeless people and addicts all of which are the largest demographic of people who use the public bus

Also the racism. Can’t forget the racism.