Z / Zazoo ☆

kabru dunmeshi is basically a chernobyl survivor who was adopted by an eternally young hot white woman who was going to pamper him for his entire life but instead of wanting to be pampered he was like "mom, i need to become a stalker. i need to return to the Zone" and his elf mom was like "nooo the Zone sucks you'll be shot by a bandit" and he was like "no mom i need to go to the Zone and find out what happened" and she was like "fine" and pulled out a machinegun from her days in the Suicide Squad and trained him to kill while firing on him with live ammunition. Then he went to the Zone and immediately got killed by a pack of wild dogs because elf mom only taught him how to shoot other humans

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people really don't appreciate lucy's specific brand of insanity enough imo. she's really just like. Hello My Name Is Lucy Heartfilia and i am going to jump off this tower just because i think i heard my best friend's voice and i know he'll catch me. i'm gonna mouth off to and insult this guy who is literally beating me to a pulp. i'm gonna tell the literal ruler of the heavens to fuck off and die. i'm gonna summon every spirit i have all at once just to flex. i'm gonna learn an ancient demonic language on the spot by connecting patterns just so i can save my best friend. i'm gonna defeat the most powerful being in the world using the power of motion sickness. like girl can you just chill for five minutes or

“apothecary diaries is a romance” “apothecary diaries is a court drama” wrong. jinshi’s apothecary diaries is a first love romance and maomao’s is a workplace drama. her biggest problem is being fired via execution and his is falling behind on work worrying she’s taking the wrong man home