no more ripped fuel

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

i love belphegor so much he really saw dean and said “loved your work in hell in the torture department, lemme shoot my shot real quick” while wearing his dead son’s body. who is doing it like him? nobody!

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

Everybody say thank you to Our Lord of Artistic Integrity, Bill Watterson.

That shit with sam reid doing an entire concert in character as Lestat is so crazy

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

🧯💨

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No you can't send me a notification. You are an app on my phone for my convenience, not for my annoyance.

Reporter continues to be the platonic ideal of a lost little duckling whom this feral nest of raccoons grudgingly adopted at first and now will NOT give up.

Isn't it kinda funny how almost all of the funny shit on the internet still comes from Tumblr. And everyone who isn't on the website thinks that it's dead.

iron deficiency gang rise up (not too fast)

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

thinking about diatoms again

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit