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It really be like that tho

im the bong thats being passed between It (2017) and the guy who looks like a thumb

GGHFDHGHDGH HOLY SHIT

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

This is so powerful. I’m blown away.

It doesn’t matter how terrifying or monstrous or deadly you make your eldritch monster, there’s gonna be a person who hauls themselves out of the sewers to tell you that they will personally fuck it.

This post has so many notes and it’s mostly people calling out their friends for being sewer-dwelling awful cryptid fuckers and I love it. Expose them.

Look at this fucking chad

Damn.

This is why the gays fucking love this show.

I’ve seen people saying that Cher playing Meryl Streep’s mother in the Mamma Mia sequel stretches credulity because they’re the same age IRL, and to that I say: do you even go here? No one is going to see Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again for realism or accuracy or good casting. This is a sequel ten years in the making to a movie musical from 2008 in which Pierce Brosnan, Stellan Skarsgård. and Colin Firth danced around in sequined disco outfits singing ABBA’s “Waterloo.” A movie in which Julie Walters does a split-second Elvis impression while singing “Dancing Queen.” A movie with an entire musical number dedicated to the fact that Christine Baranski’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. No one is watching this movie for quality, you fools. We are here to act stupid in public and sing along (badly) to ABBA. The camp is a feature, not a bug.

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is

french people talk english like they lost all their teeth and self respect

american and english people cant talk french at all. who sucks toes now huh

im from quebec osti de tabarnak

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