Do you ever get mad at yourself because you are you

to all of my followers, and especially my younger ones, please don’t believe in all of the tumblr ideology without thinking about it critically. while tumblr can be right sometimes, a lot of it is just virtue signaling and mob mentality. if you don’t agree with something you see on tumblr please don’t think it just because that’s what everyone else is doing and you don’t want to feel ostracized 

some ppl stay talking that positive shit online but be toxic as fuck in person

‘dont say gay if youre bi’ lmao lets all leave the house! lets all go outside and get a big gulp of fresh air is what im thinking

im washing me and my clothes bitch

She drunk as fuck

jolene by dolly parton is honestly such a powerful song. i ain’t even got a man and i have a terrible fear of that bitch stealing my man

ive tried opening my mouth and saying words before nd ive gotta say. im not a fan

spongebob critical

spongebob and patrick emotinally abuse squidward on a daily basis and nobody???talks about this????

Mr. Krabs is basically a slave owner since he admits to almost never paying his employees.

Patrick killed like 20 people at the frycook olympics.

Plankton was so lonely that he built a computer to marry, but also programmed it to belittle him and go behind his back.

Sandy cheeks represents the oppressed minority because she is the only mammal in bikini bottom and lives alone in the middle of nowhere despite being smarter than all of them combined and yet no one here is talking about representation????

Mrs. Puff suffers from Spongebob continuously failing his driving test to the point where he one time crashed so hard, she lost her inflation (since she’s a pufferfish) and was reduced to shriveled wreck.

Don’t forget about how Spongebob constantly harassed and followed Mrs. puff afterwards despite how she clearly didn’t want anything to do with him after the accident.

Bubble Buddy killed a man.

Bubble Buddy poisoned the water supply, burned the crops, and delivered a plague onto the houses of the Bikini Bottom residents.

he did??

No… but are we just going to wait around until he does?!

I SAY WE TIP SOMETHING OVER!

“Ǵ̝͖͖̻̹͎̳͓E̬̥T̶̛̻̙͎͝ ̟̘̩̼͉͍̜̖͉̕T̢̺̗͓̼̟̫̬̙̖̀H͏̝̖͓͓̪ͅE̥ ͇͍̞̹̜̞͟L̼̲̲̠͢͝Ḭ̣̻̬̖͙̀F̹̙͍̼̰̬͕͟È̶͖͇͕̜͉̘͝G̻̜̰̯̖ͅU̲̳̼A̹̣̳R̶̗̀D͏̴͓͎̝̹̘̝ͅ!̻̲̭͔̜̺͠͝“

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

that’s just what men are like

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

You are worth more than you think! Just ONE kidney is worth $250,000 on the black market! :)

Is this gay porn

no…? its when you lay down for bed and realize you forgot to brush your teeth

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you