YA BOY FINALLY HAS DR. RATIO

What does a stock photo of some random guy brooding have to do with my question

i'm so sorry to tell you that's not some random guy brooding, that's jensen ackles, the guy who played dean winchester in supernatural. i think this may be a screenshot from the show.

My mom calls him pouty and the other one squeezy

In your defense when you said this was Misha Collins I immediately believed you that this was his name instead of Jensen Shackles

This post gives off vintage Tumblr vibes

No the real vintage tumblr would already add at least one supernatural gif to the post

this happened an Hour ago

I’m sorry, I need to bring us back around to pouty and squeezy because that’s perfect and I love it

THAT'S SQUEEZY!

this post is from... *check notes* yesterday?

Ok, but what is a blorbo?

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”