You're Groosing for a Bruising.

i gave your golden retriever boyfriend chocolate. idgaf

Drawing porn is hard but I'm harder

Wait no

hey chat Please look at this i worked really hard on it

sneezed while my nose was bleeding and now i’m scrubbing bloodstains off the highest part of the ceiling

Usually I hate when people online base their whole character around being dorky on purpose, but Da Vinky twins are the only exception to this rule. They're self aware and just genuinely funny, my favourite of them is this video when they're like "People often ask us if we're only acting like this on camera, so today we'll find out. For that we only need to turn off the camera" and then they turn the camera off and the video ends. This is the funniest shit and I adore this joke so much.

hi my name is five pm and im coming to you live from night time

i wasn't ready for that..lol