Still a simp for Genshin characters

Selina : Hey, you got a text from... Extended Batfam??

Bruce : Oh yeah, that's the family group chat, can you read it for me?

Selina : Okay. Hum, "Happy to be here" Said...

Happy to be here

|Hello, so, who is driving tonight?

Selina : To which "Too good to be here"-

Bruce : That's Dinah.

Selina : Alright. Replied...

Too good to be here

|I can fit five people in my car if two people sit on each other laps.

Selina : "Clone 1" and "Clone 2"? Said...

Clone 1

|Me please✋

Clone 2

|Oh yes me daddy!

Selina : Oh my god, I'm not reading that- "She's wrong" said...

She's wrong

|I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

Selina : "She's right" replied...

She's right

|Only on me.

She's wrong

| ;D

Situationship 2

| Me please! I want to sit on someone laps too!

Robin hood

| Me too!

Hawkeye

| You are all adults.

Don't know what he's doing there

|What even is going on?? Where are we going?

Fashion faux pas

| LAZER GAMES!

Bruce : Okay, so who are Hal and Oliver gonna sit on? Because it's not gonna be me.

Selina : "Not paid enough"-

Bruce : That's Barbara

Selina : Said they can sit on top of each other.

Bruce : Ok.

Selina : And clone 1 and 2 are going on "One bad day from terrorism" and ”We get it you died” ?

Bruce : Yeah I could have guessed that.

Selina : Okay, who's "Don't know what he's doing there"?

Bruce : Oh yeah, that's Kyle, he's new.

Selina : Okay and whoever is "Situatioship 1" just send a picture of herself on the bathtub.

Bruce : Yeah... That's Talia.

Selina : The assasins princesse Talia? Someone worst nightmare is save as "situationship 1", In your phone?

Bruce : Yeah, can you text back that I can get the limousine so nobody as to sit on each other laps?

Selina : Alright.

Grumpy dad

|I can fit everyone in the limousine

Selina : ... They're replying with slurs?!

Bruce : Yeah...

Sleepy Damian standing stubbornly standing in the corner while Bruce explain their patrol report until Dick grab him and sit him on his lap until he falls asleep because it’s comfortable there.

Damian on patrol, who didn’t sleep for 3 days getting pull down onto Jason’s lap, complaining but slowly falling asleep.

Tim noticing Damian staring at him for 30 minutes now. He is confuse at first but quickly understand that his brother is probably too shy to ask. So he just pick him up and put him to sleep.

Bruce sees all that happening and decide to try because that’s also his baby. As expected Damian complain but slowly fall asleep after a few minutes.

If you're on twitter or threads or reddit, and you say, "Oh, I had a terrible experience with Delta Airlines. They canceled my flight and then booked me into a hotel room with a stranger," and you tag Delta, there's a chance Delta Airlines itself will come and apologize. Maybe even give you some SkyMiles or something.

But if you complain about a terrible airline experience on tumblr, all you can hope for is that someone might come along and write slash fiction about two guys who get booked into the same hotel room by Delta Airlines.

You can't gain social capital by being here. Nobody knows who you even ARE because your user name is, like, some randomly generated phrase or else an obscure reference to hockey sex books.

Batfam head turn around

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