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We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

THANK YOU I’D ALWAYS WONDERED

Bill Murray on the Late Show through the years.

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

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Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

I’m cackling

OK this is cute

#HumanizeHer

this person needs to cosplay as gyarados on their 20th birthday

OH MY GOD I’M EXPERIENCING SECONDHAND STRESS