i’m in sheffield

i’m in doncaster

saw trap that tells you to cut off your own arm or the room will be flooded with nerve gas, but as soon as you do, jigsaw comes on the pa like “oh my god, you’re actually doing it. what the fuck is wrong with you? who wants to mutilate themselves like that? you’re seriously messed up. i wasn’t actually going to flood the room with nerve gas. you believed me? seriously? there’s something wrong with you. why would you think that i was going to do that? you think that little of me? i can’t be around you, you’re clearly not a healthy person if you hate me that much.”

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

imagine seeing a cockroach and going to stomp on it and instead of darting away you hear the ds3 parry noise and it breaks your ankle

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured