Totally true

the problem with kids these days is that they dont watch linkin park anime amvs

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

Me making a oc : i gotta figure out how this one is being tortured

I'm all for positive male friendships in media, truly, I am. But those fuckers are gay.

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.

good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

if it isn’t even a little bit about the monstrous potential of intimacy when paired with hedonism or a dissection of guilt-related neuroticisms regarding sexuality… unacceptable. how am i meant to jork my pingus in these conditions

i keep using 'blorbo' to refer to my own OCs to the point i forget its supposed to be a fandom term. yeah i know blorbo from my shows. and those shows? only airing inside my own brain and the dms of a few lucky friends, baby.

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

thank you books!! thank you tv shows!! thank you music!! thank you concerts!! thank you movies!! thank you video games!! thank you crafts!! thank you napping!! thank you escapism!!!

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

a lot of writing is sort of watching the film in your head like oh sorry can’t write the chapter yet i have to repeat hallucinate the dialogue first

however unhealthy and problematic, the sexiness of cigarettes in film and media is so much more interesting and compelling than seeing someone sucking on a vape. there is absolutely nothing horny about it to counteract the terrible health effects. embarrassing