Honor Bound Lich

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

Reblog if you have met the librarian

Bless me velvety skeleton friend.

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

the metaphor of the nuclear family suggests that the most stable families have 56 members and are formed under the most violent circumstances in the universe

It’s not that John Gaius went too far, it’s that he didn’t go far enough!

what the fuck happens in these books

A lot

In any tomato based sauce, vodka, or any strong alcohol doesn't make the dish taste more like alcohol, it releases alcohol soluble elements from the tomato itself, making it taste sweeter, richer and more tomato than even just tomatoes themselves, this adds acidity, which is often tempered by the addition of dairy (usually heavy cream) a la vodka is not a delicate sauce, but any means, it's made with a full intention of every major ingredient hitting well above it's weight. And if you want it even better, try using a good botanical gin or a pepper vodka for even more intensity.

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt