But That Makes Sense...

These are what pranks should be….

My heart would have came out my chest!!!

That was CLEVER

I miss when the internet was a decentralized weird place for nerds and not like 3 monolithic hellsites where racist uncles and shithead billionaires can broadcast their putrid brain sharts to literally everyone.

Play us a song, you're the piano man...

on my commune if anyone asks what kind of work you want to do and you say “project coordination” you are expelled from the commune

Online leftists are so fucking annoying

Yeah the last known copy was destroyed in a fire in 1933, it’s on dailymotion tho

the only way to restore humanity is to kill instagram altogether

whats not clicking?

Live action (derogatory)

The pensive (😔) emoji encompasses such a wide range of emotions, but decidedly not included in that is 'pensive'.

Someone in my younger siblings class said they were “yandere for them” and my sibling responded “first of all cringe, second of all red flag” and no phrase has entered my daily lexicon so fast