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Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?

talkative affectionate and large

in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly

does this to you

wait the gif didn't even post. does a mysterious & unknown thing to you i guess

Feels like they’re putting less meat in the hot pockets these days

only one way to fix this

By seizing the means of production so the rich can stop producing smaller amounts for higher prices?

why didn't you say this before i buirnd my bits

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

Happy Anniversary to Dashcon

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

dont let solid snakes panties distract you from solid snakes corset btw

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps