👉 bingo bongo 👉

don't care + didn't ask + get real + you're no longer a child + who cares about your lonely soul + our little lives don't count at all

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

dont care + didnt ask + you know nothing of Javert + I was born inside a jail + I was born with scum like you + I am from the gutter too

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

having a tumblr blog is like being the curator of my own personal museum of mental breakdowns and special interests

you can't do this to me