If you change the story, the ending is up to you

note: there is a surprisingly small amount of explicit qifrey headcanons out there and i’m determined to fix that — apologies in advance if anything i’ve listed is contradictory or doesn’t line up with the story, i’m only a little bit into the manga as of writing this

Part 2 is here! >> Qifrey NSFW Headcanons (pt. 2)

Olruggio version >> Olruggio NSFW Alphabet

18+ mdni !!

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he does NOT play about aftercare, he's pretty regimented and thoughtful so the aftercare would be planned well before foreplay even begins — soap and towel on the bathroom counter ready for a bubble bath, favorite food/snacks/drinks prepped and on standby, clean blankets to replace the ones he’s sure to ruin

he secretly likes to be pampered every now and then too but doesn’t expect it, although whoever he loves enough to take to bed would likely pick up on that and make sure he is treated to it

with no exception, his partner will be sleeping in his arms or vice versa the rest of the night

B = Body part (their favorite body part of their partner’s)

eyes (in a perverted way) and mouth/neck (less perverted way)

VERY into eye contact (ironic, i know) likes seeing that twinkle in his partner’s eye when he first sinks into them or they sink into him, likes watching them get teary-eyed from the pleasure, and likes watching their eyes roll back when they are close

does like to stick his fingers in his partner’s mouth now and again ngl, but mainly loves the mouth and neck for kissing; delicate, rough, needy, teasing — the options are endless and they all produce different results, he loves to experiment to see what gets under their skin, what makes them tick

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

has a fascination with it tbh, he views it as soul binding in a way, so if he trusts someone enough to fuck them, he's coming inside (with permission of course) or vice versa as a way to seal the connection — definitely some possessive undertones there that he would never admit to

he especially loves just watching his partner come, its raw and visceral in a way he doesn’t typically allow himself to indulge

prefers not to come on his partner’s face unless requested but does enjoy when his partner comes on his LOL idk when he does it to his partner it feels blasphemous but when they do it to him its just hot

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

has thought about the potential use of forbidden magic in the bedroom for pleasure — purely theoretical, never put into practice

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

has had very few partners, but there was plenty of intimacy with each that has brought him a decent amount of experience, but admittedly not as much as most people

he is observant and patient though, so give him a little time and he will figure anything out

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

lotus or spooning

also appreciates missionary, can’t go wrong with the classics

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

his lighthearted demeanor is still there but his focus can make him come off more intense, he appreciates the human nature of sex and doesn't let his partner get embarrassed when things dont exactly go according to plan

he’d smooth over mishaps with kisses, like if his partner slipped or knocked their ankle on the bedside table he’d press a kiss to it as he continues, very sweet and attentive

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

well groomed but not hairless unless preferred by his partner

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

perfect mix of psychological and physical, he knows that appealing to someone’s fantasies is the quickest way to succeed in the bedroom

romantic in the way that he is a very devoted and sincere lover, filthy in the way that he gets completely overtaken during sex, his usual composure becomes something still controlled but more depraved and daring

also big on holding hands during sex, he doesn’t care how cliché it is

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

does not have time to do it as much as he should, ends up pent up more often than not

if he has a keepsake from his partner, he will sometimes jack off while holding it in his other hand, ex. a pendant, a cap ornament, a piece of clothing (bonus points if it smells like them)

and he will feel guilty about it every time

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

already kind of dropped a few but here’s some more: bondage, kneeling, begging, praise, worship, aphrodisiacs, cockwarming, multiple orgasms, temperature play/wax play, sub/dom dynamic

he’s definitely a switch but prefers being dominant because its an easier headspace for him to be in — specifically soft dom/pleasure dom or a mix of both depending on the day

every now and then can enjoy some mild verbal degradation but only at his expense, never his partner’s

heavily into foreplay, wants to make sure he’s fully there with his partner in mind, body, and soul, nothing less

also has some very mild sadistic/masochistic tendencies that he refuses to examine too closely

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

prefers doing it at home using a soundproofing spell, other than that as long as its somewhere private that provides him the space and time he needs to get him and his partner off he’s open to it

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

when his partner moans his name, having his hair pulled/tugged on, love bites, starting foreplay over clothes, undressing each other

really enjoys teasing, it makes the inevitable that much more rewarding

a nice perfume/cologne can also get his blood pumping

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything dangerous or too irresponsible is probably a no-go

very much needs explicit consent, anything less is a no to him

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

likes giving oral more than receiving but is not opposed

very good but agonizingly slow, he draws it out on purpose just to see his partner squirm and beg

occasionally likes to make them come from his mouth alone first, likes to get them all worked up again for a second or sometimes third orgasm before he’s even had his first, his patience knows no bounds

although he’s skilled with his mouth, he’s even better with his hands — long, dexterous fingers in tandem with his sharp observation and adaptability make him an expert at building his partner up and breaking them apart

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

kind of toxic of him but depends on his stress/mood

the more stressed he is the rougher he gets (with consent ofc), rough pounding and harsh grip but usually paired with lots of kisses and sweet nothings/praise, ex. “you are doing so well/you take me so well” and “you are so beautiful” or just “i love you”

when’s he’s less stressed, he’s more composed and measured, taking his time, sensual and loving but pacing himself until him and his partner are on the verge of insanity, when like this his words can be more teasing/toying, playfully frustrating, lots of “what was that? i couldn’t quite make that out?” and “you must ask politely” or “beg for me”

he’s funny like that

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

not opposed, but he usually finds that its more difficult to be spontaneous than it is to simply plan in advance

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

risk in the sense of experimentation — absolutely

risk in the sense of actual danger to ones health or livelihood/something irreversible — probably not

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

high physical stamina and even higher mental stamina

confirmed sleeper build so he can go multiple rounds no sweat if him and his partner so desire and has a mental fortitude that is nearly unbreakable unless he wants it to be

despite that, he can sometimes come quicker than expected if he hasn’t seen his partner in a while — but that does not slow him down, if anything it spurs him on further

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves)

oh yeah, it practically comes with the territory of being a witch considering all the useful gadgets and tools they create

assuming magic sex toys aren’t forbidden, he might even have a small journal dedicated to the spells used on different toys he comes up with and what type of stimulation they produce, notes which ones his partner seems to enjoy, etc.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

LOVES to tease his partner, almost unfairly so

he knows exactly what words to say to get his partner hot and bothered, how to say them, and what small touch to accompany it for maximum effect

he likes being teased too but he’s not very easy to crack (and is secretly prideful of that fact)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

oh he wants to hear every single sound his partner makes, will sometimes stop mid fucking to explicitly say so if he senses them holding back

he also will be vocal but more through words (ex. talking you through it) and low moans, maybe the occasional whimper if he’s really letting himself relax

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

despite his need for privacy, he once had a wet dream in which him and his partner were strolling about the great hall and his partner decided to hide under his robe to pleasure him, when he woke up, he had never been so hard in his life — he sometimes revisits the fantasy when masturbating

on a related note, he really enjoys lazy wake-up sex

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

slightly longer than average, pretty pink tip, i’ll let you imagine the rest

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

higher than one might expect, but definitely a quality over quantity type of person in the bedroom

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

an avid enjoyer of pillow talk but once the conversation settles he tends to get wrapped up in his thoughts, not always in a negative way, he’s just a naturally contemplative person

girl whatever

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